Second Hand Text

The act of having your passenger answer your text in the car for you because it's illegal to do yourself.

Erin recieved a text in the car from Melissa and had Kimber second hand text her back.

Sex with your hand

When one slides their cock up and down in their hands.

Did you have sex with your hand last night

caribbean hand job

When a girl jacks off a guy with a Brillo Pad in her hand.

Olga was so pissed at Andy that when he passed out she gave him a Caribbean hand job and ripped his dick to shreds.

Plastic Hand Grenade

A term used in the Plastic Model Kit figure building community that refers to a kit that (usually through old age or poor design by the manufacturers) falls apart into several pieces all over the place from the slightest touch.

God the Real Grade Gundam is such a plastic hand grenade..... just by bending the knee... all the armor on the skirt and the hand fell off.

Mexican hand job

A confrontation among three opponents arranged in a mutually entangled hand job scenario, with the result being similar to the concept of a Mexican standoff. The tactics for such a confrontation are substantially different from those for a hand job duel, where the first to shoot has the advantage. In a confrontation among three mutually hostile participants, the first to shoot is at a tactical disadvantage. Since it is the second opponent to shoot that has the advantage, no one wants to go first.

Police arrived on the scene only to find the gunman locked in a Mexican hand job with two hostages. Foregoing a peaceful resolution, police ended the many-knuckled shuffle by shooting first.

hand party friendly

A Bitch or pack of Bitches naked or partially naked for the sole purpose of male masturbation.

That bitch is so hand party friendly

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Touched by the hand of God

I was standing by the ocean when I saw your face
I couldn't look at you
I guess you knew it but I never realized
That we were through
And now I'm down here all alone
With every feeling that I own
You can't take that away
And with every breath we take
And the illusions we create
Will come to you someday
And I was touched
By the hand of God
Never knew it
But of course I was
I never hoped to do the things in this world
I wanted to
Because everything I own
It belongs to you
I never looked at you in a sexual way
In my life before
And I've never woken up like this
So desperately before

And I was touched by the hand of God
Never knew it
But of course I was