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When someone gargles liquid in their mouth while a man dips his balls into the liquid.
Nick asked Jess if she liked hard boiled eggs in her mouth. She proceeded to fill her mouth with water and Nick went to town.
When a female becomes sexually aroused no matter her sexual preference (English UK)
"Mum just spotted Cliff Richard on Good Morning Britain and got a massive fanny hard-on"
resting your erect penis on the top of a woman's head and ejaculating down the front of her face
"not another leaky hard hat. I just washed my face"
Most likely in a prison shower, you get stuck in between the wall/floor and a big man with a big erect penis
So how was your stay at the penitentiary Johnny?
I dropped the soap and got stuck In between a cock and a hard place!
A person who makes an ass out of themself by saying or doing something edgy or controversial strictly for attention.
"Why does John keep saying Kobe was a better rapper than Tupac?"
"Because he's a try-hard butthole."
Small person who thinks they are big, or has a very cocky style.
Little hards is talking about how much he can bench.
A Hard-Boiled Hot Pocket is not your ordinary pocket. This is Outta Pocket.
Boiled in water at a temp of 420, this hot pocket shall burst into the water. This creates a perfect pond of what ever flavor you have chosen. Imagine it now, two cups of boiling sausage egg and cheese water, while a loaf of bread floats at the top. After boiling for 69 seconds, it is time to dive into this magnificent body of water. Enjoy the sogginess of the bread as the sausages get stuck in your teeth.
Samuel: "Man.. i sure am hungry. What's that you got there kev?"
Kevin: "oh nothing... Just a Hard-Boiled Hot Pocket.. that's right... HARD BOILED"