A straight male who lacks experience in straight activities
Adam has never caught a football until his freshman year of college.
Adam is a baby straight.
being unfair towards a straight person simply for being straight
she was straight phobic for harrasing him for not being a lgbt member
The opposite of a gaydar.
On a straight bar from one to ten you are not even on the scale gay boy.
when two heterosexual women kiss with no other body parts touching except their lips, hands by their sides, usually drunk and/or at a party, both parties in heterosexual relationships with other males.
“Look at this photo of Emily and Alice, are they together now?”
“Nah, that’s a straight girl kiss, they aren’t touching.”
To Pull off a 1 vs 6 in search and destroy without camping, noob tubing or using any other noob tactic.
Guy 1: Dude, Chris just killed all 6 players in search and Destroy.
Guy2: All of those kills were legit, Chris is so Straight Ham!
Straight people that dont support or are against corruption, mutilation or abomiantion, they are the ones falsely accused of being homophobic and transphobic for being pure alphas
TateHater193: "You are the most homophobic and transphobic twitter user, delete your account"
TopGMan: "Nah man, I am an Alpha Straight, Im not homophobic"