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steel joy ride

The act of sitting on a dildo made of pure steel(minimum 2 feet long), while thrusting and yelling "I'm gonna live forever", all while listening to like a virgin by Madonna, and coated from head to toe in organic, local skim milk.

Hey Xander, I just had the dankest steel joy ride east of the Mississippi brother!

by phantom hawk train February 23, 2019


Killer ride

A couple of words that are used to describe a vehicle that they could never have

Yo dude that's a killer ride!

by Ihatelifeandps May 30, 2018


coathanger ride

1)A abortion preformable in a back alley.
2)A explanation for people that are generally wrong and don't fit in within reasonable logistical thinking.

Jim fucks up royally, sending people to their demise in a leadership role.
Bill:Jim, I can't understand how you could have ever survived the coathanger ride!

Bill is a retard of a boss. His boss, Jim is aware and is planning to fire him.
Jim: If I was your mother I would have put you on a coathanger ride.

by AbHol December 4, 2008


Joy Rided The Railroad Manafest

To "ride" your girl/boyfriend like a freight hopper would

Yeah I "Joy Rided The Railroad Manafest" with Sarah last night.

by AR15 2005 April 21, 2021


missouri boat ride

In IT: When you start a task but can't finish it because it triggers a deep stack of necessary supporting tasks; similar to shaving the yak.
In other usage: a long and complex swindle.

"I was trying to install tensorflow with gpu support, but first I had to install cuda toolkit, but to do that I had to install conda for Windows, but to do that I had to install....." ... etc. "I understand, you got taken on a Missouri boat ride"

by joseywales1331_1 May 14, 2023


Infamous ride along

A cop ride along when you're arrested

Friend: u been isolating from depression again?
Me: no I had an infamous ride along and went to jail

by lilsamsixty9 June 8, 2021


ride the rocket

To suffer from explosive diarrhea.

Dude, those hot dogs must have been bad. I had one yesterday and today I've had to ride the rocket twice.

by Charles U. Farley II July 27, 2009