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Man Bet

When one man is made another's bitch in a legitimate wager of one's wits. The losing party who is forever dubbed the winning party's man bitch must present his penis to be slapped by the winning party's penis by no less than three man whacks. The striking surface is to be chosen by the crowd. There was much rejoicing.

MarkEdwards bitched out and took the losing man bet. His johnson was placed on a grill grate to be struck repeatedly.

by Chicago Snowplow August 23, 2011

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man....aise

a term for the thick creamy substance excreted from a mans penis after sexual activity, commonly refered to ass jizz, semen, nut, cum, or sperm

that dude sure has lots of man...aise

by jim May 6, 2005

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ohhhh man

The more dramatic to version of "oh man". Usually used when something went way worse then it should've.

Ohhhh man.....that exploded.

by Im here for some reason. May 9, 2017

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B-Man

A person or persons who prey on young military highschool students, mostly female. Leading on to be the coolest thing that has ever entered their lives, the B-Man will attempt every "Move" in his book but will most likely fail until large portions of alcohol is entered into the equation. The B-Man in every group will be easy to spot, he should be the only one wanting to go to the nearest military post's highschool prom. Your standard B-Man will be dressed in very flashy clothing in hopes to be spoted by the younger and more inexperienced members of the military community.

Hey man stop dancing with that chick you B-Man she still has her backpack on from school.
YO B-Man i wont be able to make it to your courts martial i told you that girl was 15.

by Carnage2299 May 13, 2011

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excalibur man

A man boy who tells outrageous stories about 6 foot speakers blowing off girls clothes. An Excalibur Man will also tell any over exaggerated story possible.

Most likely to meet while Disc Golfing.

Origin of name - He was named after a disc was thrown (while disc golfing) and got stuck in the grass similar to Excalibur's sword in the stone.

Excalibur Man: "Hey guys! I love drinking tilt because when the cops look at you they think you are drinking an energy drink, but it really has alcohol in it"

Excalibur Man: "I once met this girl who's really hot at a strip club. We brought her home and set up 6 foot speakers around her and she was looking really hot. I turned up the volume all the way and all of her clothes blew off. It was Amazing!"

by showcase June 19, 2008

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man thot

A guy who may or may not accidentally wear a shirt to p.e. that is too small.
Tries to hide it but isnt successful

Guy to friend: I accidentally took my brothers shirt for class and its too small
Friend: omg your a man thot

by Welcome_back_SNACKS! February 23, 2019

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man caving

Verb. the act of spending time in a man cave. Also known as man cave spelunking. Exploring or improving on a man cave.

Justin is man caving it this weekend.

James found a flat screen television that is perfect for man caving.

by theropingeffect March 2, 2010

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