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Someone around 50, a vegan, no electricity in there house, never leaves there house, goes to a therapist, has anger issues (doesn't tell anybody). And is single.
where is tom " i doubt anybodies seen him".
A tom is Ugly and mostly and old name, toms are stupid and weird don´t talk to toms
Tom is a hot character in harry potter, he may have no nose but he is fine period
girl 1 : who is your fav harry potter charac-
me: tom riddle
girl 1 : gurl,i didn't finish-
me: i said tom riddle , take it or leave it.
One who is not only great in bed, they are great in the kitchen, in the car, in a park, a church parking lot, my parents' bed, the courthouse bathroom, everywhere. The best boyfriend a girl can ask for. Will do anything for you and will love you with all his heart. Any girl who dates him will be the happiest girl on the planet. Has extreme likeness to a Matt. A Sexy Best. 'Toms' Are known to be genius' and to be extremely skilled and gifted in the field of literature. Commonly seen without a shirt due to their exemplary physique. Toms also are known to have great moral values and being very sensitive to a womans needs.
I couldn't keep my mouth off of Toms dick, every orifice of my body aches for that sex god. Girl 1: *Cries*
Girl 2: What's wrong?!
Girl 1: My boyfriend just broke up with me
Girl 2: I can't believe it. He just seemed so... so...
Girl 1: So Tom? Yeah, I know.
The best guy you will ever meet in your entire life he will make you the happiest and show you ur true potential. tom will always listen and be there for you no matter the situation he is the best boyfriend 1 could ask for so if you find yourself a tom make it worthwhile because he will treat you with perfection he can always bring a smile to your face and can be quite kinky. He is really funny n cute but doesn’t realise how lovely he is, he also over thinks a lot of things and when he has you he is letting u go and he will love you millions xox
Isn’t that tom so perfect
Yeah true I wish I had a tom
A young foreign boy who is diabetic and sucks on his own genders genitals. He is praised by the homosexuals as the "gay lord". He is also an IRA member with tublord Oisin Cummins
You're such a Tom (Translation) You're such a gaylord