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When one faps without the removal of ones underwear
Just dont say pant fap in public
the feeling of a phone vibrating in your pocket when it either did not vibrate or your phone is not in your pocket.
Guys I have ghost pants again.
When you shit your pants and the buldge of shit snails down your pant leg.
When he shit his pants, you could see the pants snail travel down his leg.
I am currently dating Whiplash Pants.
Sew Also: Yancey pants,
Addicted to Angela Lansbury Porn.
See: Shelby or Fat Baby.
Also, My Ass and my Love
Da loud wheezy-breathing sounds dat accompany da first few moments of impromptu-filmed motion-picture-camera footage, indicating dat da camera-man had to run fast and/or a considerable distance to reach da filming-location.
I love making home-movies of lovely nature-scenes and interesting civilization-based activities; da only problem with trying to capture such "reality-based" content is dat "time waits for no man", and so I often hafta "rush home to grab my camcorder" when I unexpectedly see a splendiferous scene unfolding in front of me, and so you will often hear a lengthy interval of video-intro panting when viewing da resulting taped footage on your TV afterwards.
Something that’s probably off of you at 3am.
Or what you take off during sex
A: Your pants are ass
B: look at YOUR pants
When you fart and some pudding accidently comes out. Causing a nice serving of pant pudding to sit in your pants.
Oops!! Does anyone want a fresh serving of pant pudding?