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Me: shes talking to him
Friend: oh no
Me:SHE IS TALKING TO HIM
FRIEND: CALM DOWN
ME: ITS ABOUT TO BE WORLD WAR THREE
A country that pretends to care about human rights while blatantly and outright changing the law to show the people they mean absolutely nothing to the government.
America is the only 5th world country on earth.
Annually observed on March 7, dedicated to the noble cause of making sure every household has a strap-on dildo to ensure that no man or women is deprived of the joys of pegging. It's also a reminder to get strapped and ass-ready to celebrate International Women's Day on March 8.
Husband: "Honey, have you checked if we have enough lube for tomorrow?"
Wife: "Oh, don't worry dear, I've bought enough lube for an year, along with that new trendy strap-on everyone's talking about! Hail World Strap-on Day"
The edge of the world is an imaginary place, on the also imaginary flat earth, that many conspiracy theorists say that exists, but for some reason no one has ever registered it in photographs os videos.
They say that is because the globalist government patrol the ocean area close to it preventing anyone to come close, even though they would need more than half of the world's population working to maintain this secret from the rest of it, thus making it a completely useless effort since they could simply let them know and still keep control of the world because they would have this vast majority on their payroll.
The edge of the world does not exist! Earth is a sphere you dumb mf!
Guiness Book of World Records award for the greatest edge over performed on our dear planet earth. It must be an edge streak so long as to surpass that of any other.
I was bored last night, I must have done The Edge of the World. I was at it for 4 hours!
The best girlfriend ever isn’t just your ordinary girl, she’s amazing but has one key feature, her name is Kateřina! She’s the best and you can always rely on her to make you smile and laugh in the worst situations!
“Who’s the worlds best girlfriend?”
“It’s Kateřina ofcourse!”