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Tom Knox

Tom Knox, a man who is commonly mistaken for a player he has too much game and cant keep the pussy off of him.

U get so much pussy are you Tom Knox?

by Beerfungi December 19, 2022


Tom Cock

Thomas Samuel “Cockman” Cock was a loving step uncle and the sole founder of “Balls For Kids Incorporated.”

He worked tirelessly every day of his short life to ensure that the generations of children after him, including his nieces and nephews, could enjoy playing with balls uninterrupted.

Sadly, on the evening of March 8th, 1969, a wave of testicle induced predochimonia hit him like a Ford F-150 with a V12 engine, and he passed away instantly.

The efforts he made throughout his life played an immense role in the freedom of children's ball play and without them, many would not have the opportunities to play with balls like they do today.

Thomas Samuel “Cockman” Cock,

April 4th, 1869 - March 8th, 1969.

The Cock Foundation was founded by Gertrude Cock, Anita Cock, Richard Cock, and William “Bill” Cock in 1972, and is currently run by Choder Cock,

Hugh “J” Cock, Carl “McQueen” Cock, and Candice Cock.

"Wow, Tom Cock sure was ahead of his time. He really made balls easily accessible for children. What a guy."

"Tom Cock? The most revolutionary man to walk the planet? Of course I know him!"

by kidneybean78 March 05, 2024


A Tom gray

When u send someone a very cheesy dick pic

Person 1: WOAH SOMEONE SENT ME A TOM GRAY

person 2: DAMMM THATS CHEESY AS FUCK

by Mrghost7567 July 16, 2022


Tom Holland'd

Getting Tom Holland'd is when you're metaphorically getting your cheeks taken, Abused, Jumped , assaulted, violated ect. in real life or in a videogame. This comes from the scene in the "Crowded Room" when actor Tom holland gets put against the wall by black man and gets his cheeks taken.

"Bro my entire team is dead and i'm getting Tom Holland'd by the enemy team"

by ISRGAMING December 17, 2023


alwin tom

plays chess very well but not that much of a pro..loves his boy gang and always wants to hang out with 'em. His best friend is also an Alwin

Alwin tom is boring

by Sicillian May 31, 2021


tom hartman

When you eat a guys ass and he farts and it comes out your nose

He Tom Hartman on me

by Muffffffaaaassssssaaaaa August 16, 2017


Tom Cruise my way

To go through something or overcome something in a fancy yet physically challenging way.

Sadly I'm not going to join your for climbing , I've got a bit of a foot condition that does not allow me to Tom Cruise my way on the wall...

by parakeregreses July 12, 2023