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Person who enjoys vore roleplays with a 13 year old dragon. om nom nom sharax was real yummy
"ur actually like tom braddy right now bro"
"braddy braddy go away rizz up kids another day"
Thomas Samuel “Cockman” Cock was a loving step uncle and the sole founder of “Balls For Kids Incorporated.”
He worked tirelessly every day of his short life to ensure that the generations of children after him, including his nieces and nephews, could enjoy playing with balls uninterrupted.
Sadly, on the evening of March 8th, 1969, a wave of testicle induced predochimonia hit him like a Ford F-150 with a V12 engine, and he passed away instantly.
The efforts he made throughout his life played an immense role in the freedom of children's ball play and without them, many would not have the opportunities to play with balls like they do today.
Thomas Samuel “Cockman” Cock,
April 4th, 1869 - March 8th, 1969.
The Cock Foundation was founded by Gertrude Cock, Anita Cock, Richard Cock, and William “Bill” Cock in 1972, and is currently run by Choder Cock,
Hugh “J” Cock, Carl “McQueen” Cock, and Candice Cock.
"Wow, Tom Cock sure was ahead of his time. He really made balls easily accessible for children. What a guy."
"Tom Cock? The most revolutionary man to walk the planet? Of course I know him!"
When u send someone a very cheesy dick pic
Person 1: WOAH SOMEONE SENT ME A TOM GRAY
person 2: DAMMM THATS CHEESY AS FUCK
Getting Tom Holland'd is when you're metaphorically getting your cheeks taken, Abused, Jumped , assaulted, violated ect. in real life or in a videogame. This comes from the scene in the "Crowded Room" when actor Tom holland gets put against the wall by black man and gets his cheeks taken.
"Bro my entire team is dead and i'm getting Tom Holland'd by the enemy team"
plays chess very well but not that much of a pro..loves his boy gang and always wants to hang out with 'em. His best friend is also an Alwin
When you eat a guys ass and he farts and it comes out your nose
He Tom Hartman on me
To go through something or overcome something in a fancy yet physically challenging way.
Sadly I'm not going to join your for climbing , I've got a bit of a foot condition that does not allow me to Tom Cruise my way on the wall...