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When, as part of a sexual act one partner takes a steamy dump on the other partners pubes. The act can be either expected/desired or sudden and surprising; though the latter typically produces a negative response.
John: Dude you're banging Becky these days right? I've heard she's a freak - is it true?
Dave: Yeah bro, she loves a good old fashioned carpet bombing - I think it's a little freaky myself but it makes her cum like you wouldn't believe.
John: ha! Thats incredible! I hope that dumb bitch at least pays for your dinner!
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A Power Bomb or IED performed by a man, woman, or creature sporting a mustache
We were doing power bomb's when Ron Jeremy came in and Dirty Bombed us.
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The worst smelling far known to man. Made from eating the little chopped up onions from a McDonalds cheesburger or any other patty burger in which they are on. The smell derives from the circular motion is made while syphoning out the smell of the 'onion bomb'
After eating at McDonalds, I left a few onion bombs in my buddies car they stayed in the cloth of the seats for weeks...
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The act of punching a girl giving her a bloody nose, then ejaculating on to her stomac and then puking on her legs after you have eaten lots of blue food items.
"Dude i so bomb poped that hooker last night"
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A dirty bomb is a devious tactical maneuver wherein one approaches foes, either openly or by stealth, before unleashing a bare-ass rectal toot and then running away.
It is called a dirty bomb because the air in the target area is thick with ass particles long after the perpetrator has fled the scene. Instead of radiation poisoning, this WMD leaves a signature plague of pink eye.
T minus 7 seconds for dirty bomb delivery. Goggles on, gentlemen. God help us.
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A technique used by pissed-off chickens to get back at farmers for feeding them the bread equivilent of soot and mucus and then killing them. It involves bending over just when a farmer is leaning close, and then firing out an egg like a bazooka at around 65-70 mph into his face. Those who get egg shell in his eye get a standing ovation and double their daily ration of corn.
"Ah shit. I just got chicken bombed. Oh god I think I'm blind!"
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When you fart into a small bag then place the bag on someone elses head.
Hey shut up or i'll bag bomb you and trust me you don't want it I've eaten alot of beans today!
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