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"allah is calling" is the best shirt ever created. U can find it on Amazon. It is a shirt that says "Allah is calling" with one red button that says decline and one green button that says accept.
Person 1: Ayo is that the "allah is calling" shirt?
Person 2: Yes it is.
Allah: *Starts calling the shirt*
Person 2: *Starts levitating*
Dumbing down a very important/intense situation.
Chilling out something that shouldn’t be chilled out.
Call it spades-
Bro,
Stop calling it spades, she really loves you.
The absolute best band to ever live, currently consisting of two people. Their music makes you lose control, it's almost a mind fuck..... But not really....
Man : Hey there is this band going on stage next called whale call, have you herd of them?
Obvious Whale call fan : Are you kidding me!? You have never herd of whale call!? Kill yourself!
Man: Sorry!! Are they any good!?
Obvious Whale call fan : *Dramatic state* They are the best band to live......
You call. They come. Then what. She doesn't get it.
Knew you might come cuz I call you. You came. And now? For a glimpse? Um.somebody. say something. Awkward. Here to see someone else? Everyone but me? All.a big coincidence?
No. I don't call shit. That isn't how this works. I know you don't understand why that needs be the case about if my coworkers know who I am then you do.
Hym "There is nothing to call about. You address me directly and/or get over here and divulge what I need to know or there isn't anything for me to do he other than stabbing up the chitlins. There is no 2 ways this works. I know you struggle to understand things but the is reason it works this way and if YOU DIDN'T UNDERSTAND WHY A.I. NEEDS TO WORK THE WAY IT DOES NOW, you're not going to understand this either, dipshit. So, let's go."
A guy cunt who always spreads lies and can’t fight. He get rejected by girls all the time and is always trying to hold someone’s cock
Baldur: Simon, call?
Simon: I'm already in a call
Bladru: CALL A LANGUAGE LEGUAN