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The Tour de France is a sexual maneuver performed when a girl riding a bicycle with rear pegs, is penetrated by someone standing on said rear pegs. It is extremely difficult, and dangerous. However, thousands of people perform this maneuver every other week. (esp. in California)
Ron: Hey, did you get with Jen yet?
Bob: Hell Yeah!! We did a Tour de France in the park for like 45 minutes!
Ron: No Way!
Bob: Yeah Way!
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the most beautiful, kindhearted respectful girl any man could ask for, she will offer support when you need it the most and reassures you whenever things get tuff. i know that claudia would never do anything to hurt someone she cares for and for that reason she is the best. we love claudia.
i live for that girl, claudia de jongee
To take off the arms of a squid and make calamari
Bryan de-tentacles squids for a living
What your dad says when you tell him about a new guy your talking to:
After that last one who cheated on me with a basic b*tch my dad said “ne pas de boys”
Launch it from 50
LIKE DE GOEY
(if you launch from 50 you win not like 2018)
Having 6 28-hour days a week, essentially skipping an entire day.
Jerry: I woke up at 6 pm, man!
Tom: Wow, you starting a Tour de Clock today?
A Chad Cuban’s catchphrase, if you ask or tell him something, and he doesn’t know how to respond, what does he say? Noche De Sexo. Can be used as a statement, a question, or just yelled out.
Guido 1: Oyé Papo what are you doing later?
Quido 2: Noche De Sexo