Facebook Party

a period when, while logged onto Facebook, most friends you typically Facebook Chat, as well as those whom you usually wish might Facebook Chat you ; ) , are all online at the same time.

Girl 1: "Jane, whatsup? omg so I love how Abby, Katie, Jessica, and Alyssa are all online right now."

Girl 2: "Ik, right?! Oh, heyy, but so are Brad, Erik, and Sean : )"

Girl 1: "This is a total Facebook Partyyy"

facebook herpes

A facebook page that is toxic

Did you write on Jane's facebook wall?
No way man , that chic has facebook herpes.

facebook rampage

when someone pisses u off so much on facebook you end up ethier clicking really hard or hitting the computer

hey why was jakes computer in his trash

he went on a facebook rampage cos that bitch rachel screwed him over

Facebook-official

A term used to describe a serious or legit event that is verified on facebook. A person can be sure that something is definite by logging on and seeing evidence of it on facebook.

Vicky: "are caroline and jack dating now?"

George: " yup! Jack just asked her out after a week of being "together"."

Vicky: "Is it Facebook-official?"

George: "yup"

Vicky:" wow. i didn't know things were that serious between them."

Facebook Diss

The act of commenting on a status with single liners that insult a specific person. Often done by a troll or in spam, often in mass quantities making the victims look at the screen and go "WTF?".

Tom - It can always get worse, but remember shit happens
Taylor - Tom's a faggot
Tom - WTF? really, facebook dissing?

Facebook Smarts

Knowing the ins and outs of facebook. Being able to see facebook spam coming a mile away. Knowing how to properly deal with what ever comes along in facebook.

Finuke has Facebook Smarts, he is no longer fooled by Facebook spammers.

Facebook affirmation

A posting on Facebook in which someone expresses an opinion about himself he doesn't really believe in order to get likes and positive comments to help him deal with his unhappiness.

"I am so tired of people saying I have to be in a relationship to be successful. I define my own success!"
"You go, dude!"
"What you say may be true, but it sounds like Facebook affirmation to me."