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Your mothers parents are gimptards and your fathers parents arent gimptards.
Half of my grandparents are grimptards the other half are fine so I’m half a gimptard!
When one of your parents are a gimptard and the other is not
I’m half a gimptard because my mom is a gimptard and my dad is normal
When one of your parents is a gimptard and the other is normal
I’m half a gimptard because my mom is a gimptard and my dads a regular person
When someone only reads half of something. Especially annoying during texting, leading to much confusion and miscommunication. Those jaded by this resort to phone calls for major planning, but this can be heavily resisted by introverts. They will not answer and then respond with a text, thus beginning a vicious cycle.
Bro #1: "Where you at?"
Bro #2: "At home chillin. What's up?"
Bro #1: "You're supposed to be picking me up for the game! -_-"
Bro #2: *rereads texts* My bad bro. I half read. Be there in 30.
Great-grandparent's half-sibling.
My half-great-grandpibling is a good person.
When something is high in fat, it's half the fat of fat.
No margarine for me, please! It's half the fat of fat!