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Felis Catus, commonly referred to as a household cat. The thing that meows !
It's a misspelling.
The car is so eepy ... Please don't wake him up
He has put his plod (penis) in her lala (virgina).
Will: So, what did Joseph do last night with Mary?
Joe: He parked his car in her barn.
1: “Look! It’s a booger car!”
2: “Why do people buy those?”
Big car is a smoking legend , he hits fat dabs and doesn’t care about things . He stays focus on the true vision God put him in this earth for . Big car can out smoke and out live anyone .
Oh damn big car stop hitting fat dabs like that
The best history teacher you could ever ask for, he holds the spot in the guinness book world records, for the worlds smallest chin, however despite his chin being the size of an atom, he also has the worlds biggest eyes and whenever he picks on you in history you will know about it just by looking at the man. Former "Rugby League Champion" David Car is known for his phenomenal physique and some of the worlds strongest and largest muscles. Despite him being the best history teacher ever. He still finds a way to annoy 2 particular students. he achives this by despite his answer being so shite, David car still puts matthew drye onto green. By the end of the lesson matthew has completed all the colours even tho there wasnt a blue. Despite the two reasons that i have covered in this defenition there is one thing that makes david car one of the worst. what is that thing you might be asking yourself, He has stole one the most gorgeous women on the planet. Hayley Car. David car tries to dodge finnigan johnson on facebook. He is having an affair with one of the most, beutifull, gorgeous, stunning, spectacular, weird english teacher there is......... Lauren Senior
Whos the best rugby player in the world
"I THINK ITS DAVID CAR"
The act of covering someones car with snow, then buying a giant 2 x 4 and placing said piece of wood on the car (underneath the snow). Then freezing the entire vehicle by using a water hose on said snow.
"GOD DAMNIT! THOSE ASSHOLES TURNED MY CAR INTO A POPSICLE!"
"Woah dude, I didn't know you had a Popsicle Car!"