To lace those pink cookies (the goat) with fentanyl, force feed it to some bitch at your nephew's bar mitzvah, kidnap her, and jack hammer her dead body.
Timmy : This bar mitzvah is so boring, I'm about to pull the Pink Cookie Combo on this girl.
Paul: Timmy don't, my uncle got arrested for trying that with his Boonka.
delirious pieces of heaven that are only $4 so poor people can buy them too
yum look at those coles cookies
The act of sexual intercourse while holding the female’s hair as she hurls in the toilet.
Sarah is in rough shape after all those drinks. I’ll take her back to the room for some pocket cookies.
When you grab cookies and milks and then you say wee
Hey I’m hungry let’s grab cookies and milks wee hahahahahahaha
"When I wake up in the morning I go to"- SHUT UP
a cookie from cookie run kingdom that is kinda meta in a frost team though and has A horrible theme song and also the main character of their special episode
N/A : I like icicle yeti cookie
Me: what
N/A : icicle yeti is just so-
Me: I HATE THE THEME SONG
N/A : I wasn't talking about the theme song I meant:
Me: ENOUGHHHHH
sexy star in my entire life i mean in ovenbreak
my favorite cookie
pomegranetes bestie
grrrr
starfruit cookie