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Farmer John

A person who plants "seeds" via acts or comments with other people in order to harvest a relationship in the future.

Terrence has been a total Farmer John with Kate, he has been planning that for over a year.

Terrence has been totally Farmer Johning Kate since she first arrived.

by Aptaphobic March 23, 2014

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John Scarce

a fat self loathing pile of poopoo who reports on pewdiepie for tweeting "boo". LIKE FUXKING SEIRESOULY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

" John Scarce is best news channel"
" Keemstar better, B R O"
" Leafy ha s no chin"

by veinycockpopsicle March 2, 2017

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John George

A man who is a fat horse dick yet has the penis of a mouse. He is usually seen hanging with hippopotacows.

There goes John George, fuck him

by Mufassa 69 August 11, 2017

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Alpha John

1. a species of animals that mate asexually yet flirt with girls. Many laws of nature associate with him such as the law of desperation.
2.One who is alpha
3. a man at MRHS

Wow, he is an Alpha John

by mrhs1994 May 5, 2009

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John Balls

He's got no balls, unlike his last name says. Possibly one of the worst combinations ever, and seriously, no.

John Balls. BUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

by Mikailoasda May 24, 2011

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Pink John

When one man licks another mans butthole while masterbating.

He was giving me a pink john when it got in my eye

by Anonymous May 11, 2003

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John Mayer

Shitty Musician for teenage girls, well known for being inferior to bands such as Green Day, Blink 182 and the Foo Fighters.

It is well known that John Mayer would lose in a fight against Billie Joe Armstrong as Billie Joe Armstrong does not suck balls like John Mayer.

Also used to describe animal leavings.

My cat did a HUGE John Mayer on my Green Day CD's, now it's dead.

by Green Day July 3, 2013

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