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when so smack someone with your soft penis
my girl loves a nice flacid punch
Being punched in the face with someone's stub
You have been stub punched by your uncle
The act of hitting the guy standing at the urinal next to you while taking a piss with the other hand. Not to be attempted when inebriated beyond a certain point.
Man, I so Urinal Punched Woollard so he pissed over his shoes!
The act of Punching someone in their genitals and screaming GENI-PUNCH as loud as you can.
Dude- His genitals got totaly destroyed by that geni-punch.
Other Dude- That poor, poor man.
Every 20th of december you are allowed to punch a woman in her boob (only if its a friend, because doing it to a stranger could place you in jail). It was made to couner kick dick day.
Guy: you know what day it is?
Girl: no?
Guy: its punch boob day!
Girl: ewww you sexist pig!!
Guy: *proceeds to punch the girl in the breasts and face*
Vicious sex with ones belly button accompanied with violent anal fisting simultaneously.
"Hey Squirrel, you pocket punching tonight?"
"you know it."
During doggy style intercourse, a blow delivered by the bottom to the genitals of the top to encourage a more vigorous style of copulation.
Jake was coming at me with some weak shit last night so I had to give him the old Schep-dog punch.
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