To eat spicy food and realize that all pain is an illusion.
I’m about to order some spicy pad Thai and ride the dragon.
The act of sitting on a dildo made of pure steel(minimum 2 feet long), while thrusting and yelling "I'm gonna live forever", all while listening to like a virgin by Madonna, and coated from head to toe in organic, local skim milk.
Hey Xander, I just had the dankest steel joy ride east of the Mississippi brother!
A couple of words that are used to describe a vehicle that they could never have
1)A abortion preformable in a back alley.
2)A explanation for people that are generally wrong and don't fit in within reasonable logistical thinking.
Jim fucks up royally, sending people to their demise in a leadership role.
Bill:Jim, I can't understand how you could have ever survived the coathanger ride!
Bill is a retard of a boss. His boss, Jim is aware and is planning to fire him.
Jim: If I was your mother I would have put you on a coathanger ride.
To "ride" your girl/boyfriend like a freight hopper would
Yeah I "Joy Rided The Railroad Manafest" with Sarah last night.
In IT: When you start a task but can't finish it because it triggers a deep stack of necessary supporting tasks; similar to shaving the yak.
In other usage: a long and complex swindle.
"I was trying to install tensorflow with gpu support, but first I had to install cuda toolkit, but to do that I had to install conda for Windows, but to do that I had to install....." ... etc. "I understand, you got taken on a Missouri boat ride"