i’m so mad

Something baz says sarcastically to make you think he’s not mad when he’s really mad as fuck.

Baz: Yea dude i’m so mad
Someone else: he’s definitely punching the air right now

when you forget a really good word to write here so you write this instead.

s a d n e s s .

friend: I just committed when you forget a really good word to write here so you write this instead.
me: i've been there bro.

So Cute

Saranjan

Saranjan is looking so cute today, like always!

I hate you so much go suck a dick

This means that the person really hates you and doesn't want to be around you. If someone says this to you, you should probably think of a comeback but if you can't just walk away like you think you're hot.

person 1: do you want to go on a date with me?
person 2: no sorry
person 1: I hate you so much go suck a dick

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Brain so good

Suck dick, hahaha. Brain so good, suppose you went to college.

Brain so good, suppose you went to college.

So Long Schlong

When you have sexual intercourse as a farewell gesture

“Oh, your leaving tomorrow? I guess I’m going to have to give you some So Long Schlong!”

You’re so toy

Saying “you’re so toy” is like calling someone fake or saying someone plays too much.

Bethany, you’re so toy!