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N. One who sends out mass e-mails
religiously.
Did u see Kenny's e-mail? He's such a super-fiend.
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After taking magical mushrooms to "power up," you lay the pipe on a busty bitty. Midway through fornication, you pour hot sauce onto a smushed piece of bread in the form of a ball, then proceed to shove it in your partners mouth while yelling "It's me... MARIO!" The finishing touch, riding her doggy style calling her yoshi and demanding she spit the "fireball" out at your hallucinations while you bust a load in her and wave your wrench around in celebration of your newly conquered kingdom!
-Shit dude, i was tripping balls last night, i woke up with a thrown up piece of bread on my pillow and all my magic mushrooms were gone.
-Damn man, sounds like a good time, was there hot sauce and a wrench present?!?
-Hold on let me check... Yeah man, how'd you know??
-Classic! Sounds like you pulled the Super Mario last night on becky!! High Five! Next time you have hot sauce and shrooms handy try the Blazing Saddle too!
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A made-up new sexuality that people of the LGBT community have problems with.
Y'all need to calm down for 5 seconds. being super straight isn't transphobic, some people just want to fuck a girl and not expect to see a dick
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A term used by closeted people who are insecure about their sexuality, similar to Sigma Male or incel. Refers to the South Park character Big Gay Al whose catchphrase is "I'm Super!"
"I wish people would understand how hard us super straights have it"
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A man who is only attracted to cis women.
Rick: I'd like to set you up with my friend Karla
John: oh, sorry man. I'm sure she's great, but I'm super straight
Rick: ah. Tight.
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A term that straight people (mostly men) try to use to justify their transphobia. This term is also a synonym for ‘Super Insecure’ and ‘Super Single’ their made up flag consists of black and orange, the Grindr colors.
Man: ‘Can I get your snap?’
Woman: ‘I’m transgender.’
Man: ‘Actually nah, I’m not gay.’
Woman ‘That’s transphobic’
Man: ‘No it’s just my sexuality, I’m super straight!! 😡😡😡🟧⬛️ Stop being superphobic!!’
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