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Having random sex in the woods.
I was out leaf peeping the other day and pulled over for some awesome wood sex.
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Sex that only lasts for 15 seconds and ends with the guy passing out for a couple hours while the girl makes dinner
"I hate my new boyfriend, we have lion sex, then he really expects to wake up to a dinner"
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Sex between a grown man and young boy, which is later vehemently denied by the grown man after being recalled publicly by the young boy.
Too bad about the senator, his penchant for republican sex after church cast doubt on his staunch anti-gay voting record and ultimately necessitated his resignation.
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Admit it....the kind of sex you really want!
Ewwwww! Those guys are having gay sex!
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A tender action of loving where the man gets behind his beloved in the Donkey position, enters her rear orifice,
reaches around, grabs a tit, whispers in her ear, "Your sister is tighter" and holds on for dear life.
If the man can hold on for more than 8 seconds, he wins a giant belt buckle.
O'san Walker: "Where'd ja git that black eye?"
O.D. Cleaver: "I rode me a sex rodeo with Mary-Lou last night."
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(n.) the sexual intercourse that you have after a truly great achievement
Guy: "I just got accepted to Harvard, baby!"
Girl: "Well why don't you go upstairs?"
Guy: "Huh?"
Girl: "I'm gonna rock your world with some epic victory sex!"
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When you get to the point that your so horny you NEED some sex be it from yourself or another person.
"She was all up on me and it was POW SEX REFLEX"
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