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If someone is rather short but muscular mean and smells like canned vegetables mixed with a little bit of chum that means they are a david
Hey looks father! That man is a david!
A person who would sell out his friends for a girl. He would give money to a girl he never met rather than a homie.
Super coo beans,Skater kid, funny, But David’s are silly willys and not good at fortnite.
Wow your snapping David your some lucky girl. Did you see how sexy he looked today, I’m so jealous
Did you see David he looks so sexy
David is a amazing man and amazing father he will work his butt off to raise and make his family happy. He wont let you go without anything no matter the challenge. He will accept anything to make sure he puts you first.
David is a type of guy who is always positive but at sometimes he could go a bit too far with his jokes. And he does as much school work like jerking of his pp
Guy: Hello David!
David: Hello Annonymous!
Guy: What have you been up too?
David: Nothing much but hey!
Guy: What?
David: Look at this meme that I just love and wasted all my worthful time on finding!
Guy: Alright!
David: Here! *shows an absolute joke that got too far*
David: It's really funny!
Guy: Yeah....
One of the kinkiest, freakiest men you will ever meet. Oftentimes, you'll see him (or sometimes her) strolling by the public zoo or aquarium, eyeballing the various species of animal and aquatic life. No one is safe from David's grasp, not even your next-door squirrel community. So be safe and be wary...or face the consequences.
There's a David, twerking in the middle of Times Square.