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When two hobos masterbate into a subway wrapper and take turns eating it
Man I’m so hungry I could eat a Tom Johnston sandwich
To listen through walls to private conversations
Peeping Tom's should be castrated so I guess that means hearing Tom's should have there ear drums burst!
A pest is a pest!
Repeatedly getting back with your ex multiple times despite the toxicity of your relationship and your friends’ better judgement.
Oh for gods sake, Becky. This is the third time you’ve broken up, don’t be doing a Tom.
Not to get confused with aSbisgold, Tom Abisgold is the lead singer and rhythm guitarist in the bad chapter 13. He is very talented and may people are hypnotised by his incredible voice.
Tom abisgold wrote a new song for chapter 13, and I think it’s angelic.
A sexual act were the the man after cumming in his partner quickly runs towards the nearest window and proceeds to jump through it.
Yo dude I heard you pulled The Tom Cruise on my girl last night!?
*Does yet another Tom Cruise*
“Tom was right” refers to Tom DeLonge being right that aliens exist.
“The senate just announced that they classify aliens as real! Tom was right!”
A level of bitchmade attitude that has never been seen
Your level of Tom bitchery is insane