beat them cakes

having sexual intercourse with a female.

Hey fool, did you beat them cakes last night?

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Cake Eater

1) One who eats Cake, either on a regular occasion or on rare events or anywhere in between.

Oh dude don't invite the cake eater to your birthday party, all your cake will be eaten.

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A Slice of Sexy Cake

A sexy person; a sexy beast.

Emily: Damn he's hot!
Caitlyn: He is a fine slice of sexy cake.

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Pass on the chocolate cake

If someone needs to pass on the chocolate cake, it means that they're a little hefty and need to lose a little weight. Could also imply pre-diabetic-ness.

Man, Tanner is packing the pudge lately... I think he needs to pass on the chocolate cake.

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Kentucky Funnel Cake

A man cums into a deep frier turning his seman into a deep fried treat and a willing female eats it.

Paul gave his girl a deep fried treat from down south known as the Kentucky Funnel Cake

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cake-da-make

1. Phrase meaning "cake/caking on the make up"; used to describle a female who wears excessive, disgusting, and unnecessary amounts of make-up;
2. A female who doesn't know how to properly apply foundation, concealer, etc., thus her face gives off a "cake-y" appearance due to the overuse of various products

Damn, that cake-da-make bitch wears more foundation and eye shadow than a circus clown!

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Explosion Nut Cake

When a group of guys each bust a nut in a girl's mouth until chokes and vomits.

We gave Sarah an Explosion Nut Cake for her birthday, and made her clean up after herself.

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