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A Chris comes in two forms. On of them being very nice and chill towards people and the other being a neutral person. The second one is most interesting as some people will call him scary or psychotic but he would disagree. If you anoy him once or twice he will form an unbreakable hatred for you until you have paid the price. The same can be said if you are one of his friends girlfriends, because he doesn't have any friends that are girls. His favourite interrogation method is kicking you in the shinns if you don't give him the correct answer. Why he is like this, noone knows, but be careful because he will always have a bayonet on him somewhere...
Girl 1- you should ask out chris
Girl 2-which type is he
Girl 1-the second type
Girl 2-yeah...rather not die today
Used to describe pussy bitchboys who lack common sense. Chrises are typically tall, and slightly gay. If you meet one, make sure to not get on his bad side, as they have very odd ways of getting revenge. Despite this, Chrises are great friends, and ones you'd want to keep.
"Hey Mitch, you know Chris?"
"Yeah, why?"
"He really needs to grow a fucking spine and learn basic common sense. He's an idiot and people walk all over him."
"Well he's still a good friend..."
"Yeah, you're right."
Chris is the real definition of asshole.....PERIOD.
Chris: your fucken ugly
Me: your mean
Chris: i dont care, im sexy
Arrogant. Will be played for a fool.
Ha-ha.
Chris thinks Michelle is inferior.
He is a strong man, physically and emotionally. Chris is very athletic and loves playing guitar. He also loves singing high notes and dancing to upbeat music, he always say that singing and dancing doesn't love him back. He is good in poetry. He has the sweetest voice. He sends voice messages. Chris falls in love truly, deeply and madly. He is also good at sex. He hates pineapples on pizza. He has a messy room. He has a caring family. He loves forehead kisses. He loves watching movies/series. He loves playing video games. He speaks up to what he think is right. He stands with his principle. He hates late-comers. He hates liars. He is mostly carried out by his emotions. He is quick tempered. He procrastinates a lot. He is precious.
Chris: "I love you, always will"
some one who wants to fuck someone all the time and is friends with many
Kate- "Hey chris,"
Chris- "hey wanna fuck"
They fuk
A fellow friend of the "Juan" species. Their common enemy is the "Sebastian" species. Chris are pretty funny, and like memes and Nintendo. They'll cheer you up when you're sad, and they're honest. But they do ghost you sometimes, oh well, it doesn't matter. All in all, Chris is a really good friend that you can trust.
Yo dude! Check out this sick meme Chris just posted!