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A really pissed off guy that gets triggered at literally anything.
That Tom Egly is so upset.
A right handed Sandy Kaufax (when you cum in your hand after doggystyle intercourse and throw the ejaculate into your partners face.) Sandy Kaufax was a lefty, Tom Seaver a righty, therefor each hand has its own definition.
I gave the wife the ol’ Tom Seaver last night. She asked for the Kaufax, but I’m not a south paw.
Toms uncle the largest pedo on the planet with an average consumtion of children around 17 per hour
A person who is highly likely to be getting girls like every 2 weeks. The person may throw parties everyday.
Highly likely to drink before a test. Also a person who may become famous in the future and will give free tickets to his friend. A person who will be the next Leonardo DiCaprio.
My friend is a Tom-Sladin.
to "tom norman" something is to widly exaggeate something or to get the wrong end of the stick.
For example "I was out with my mates at and we was like hurricane katrina wasnt that bad, for white people at least..." would be classic case of tom norman-ing.
Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six® Siege Is A 5v5 FPS game made by Ubisoft inspired by the Books written by American novelist "Tom Clancy" Often played by the most annoying species of humans In the world, ehem, Little pre pubescent boys
Its also highly addictive, leaving most to believe most siege players are Sado-Masochist, considering they all hate the game, yet they'll still play, and make all of their teammates live In hell as well
The only good thing to come out of the god awful game Is i met my lovely boykisser, who isn't a sexist asshat (hard to believe I know xD) HEY HEY JAY JAY (iF YOURE READING THIS) I LOVE YOU MORE LOSER <3333
Person One: "Hey I just got Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six® Siege, wanna play"
Person Two: "You mean the Ubisoft Montreal produced 5v5 FPS game inspired by the Books written by Hit American Novelist "Tom Clancy?"
Person One: "Yeah exactly that!! Why did you go into so much de-
Person two: " I think It would've been less insulting If you told me to end my life and offered me the gun"
Person One: "Soooo, are you In?"
Person Two: "Yeah, I got some time to spare, send me a squad invite..."
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Someone who uses Runescape to lure girls into his Dungeon and get them there by asking if they wanna see his 'dung level'
I went to a lads house last night and he took me up the dung, he called it the Tom Argos