A vagina that has not been used in or over three years.
Dude, you're mom has a gummy vagina.
When you blow his trumpet so he invites you to his house so you can look at his cousins vagina
I was happy in band camp until kie invited me for a kie vagina
noun.
an area or locality generally lacking in female presence, or that is characteristically desolate of attractive females (similar to a sausage fest, but is the broader condition or permanent state)
"Hey Joe, how's school going in Alaska? Any cute girls around?"
"It's ok, bit of a vagina desert though...the husky women that walk by are few and far between, so the fours and fives turn into eights"
Using the privilage of speech with little to no thought and too much emotion.
" When she starting talking and all I heard was Vagina Babble."
" No one wants to hear your Vagina Babble, grow a pair Bro."
aka "The lower load blower."
Nicknamed for the male organ signifying its instrument for sex and making music
Dude1: Hey bro did you fuck that band whore we met at the musical ?
Dude2:Bro YES! Her lips were trimboning my vagina trumpet.
Dude1:That sounds classical !
A dress that is questionably a child's extra large t-shirt. You can see the individuals vagina.
It's rush week, grab your vagina dress and let's hit the town!!!
A person who is incapable of getting any bitches
Person 1: Kevin is just vagina poison
Person 2: Tell me about it he gets zero bitches