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gummy vagina

A vagina that has not been used in or over three years.

Dude, you're mom has a gummy vagina.

by RAINBOW WARRIOR November 2, 2014


kie vagina

When you blow his trumpet so he invites you to his house so you can look at his cousins vagina

I was happy in band camp until kie invited me for a kie vagina

by Dirty Michelle June 13, 2022


vagina desert

noun.
an area or locality generally lacking in female presence, or that is characteristically desolate of attractive females (similar to a sausage fest, but is the broader condition or permanent state)

"Hey Joe, how's school going in Alaska? Any cute girls around?"
"It's ok, bit of a vagina desert though...the husky women that walk by are few and far between, so the fours and fives turn into eights"

by Fleckencheesy February 6, 2017


Vagina Babble

Using the privilage of speech with little to no thought and too much emotion.

" When she starting talking and all I heard was Vagina Babble."
" No one wants to hear your Vagina Babble, grow a pair Bro."

by CobraCommander March 3, 2014


Vagina Trumpet

aka "The lower load blower."

Nicknamed for the male organ signifying its instrument for sex and making music

Dude1: Hey bro did you fuck that band whore we met at the musical ?
Dude2:Bro YES! Her lips were trimboning my vagina trumpet.
Dude1:That sounds classical !

by Dicmaster92 December 9, 2015


vagina dress

A dress that is questionably a child's extra large t-shirt. You can see the individuals vagina.

It's rush week, grab your vagina dress and let's hit the town!!!

by Msmoney December 19, 2017


Vagina poison

A person who is incapable of getting any bitches

Person 1: Kevin is just vagina poison

Person 2: Tell me about it he gets zero bitches

by Vaginapoison September 8, 2022