The greatest RA to ever come out in a towel in the basement of the dorm building.
My homie is jacked as fuck and even with a towel loves to let it hang. Broski is a real homie who must be packing something massive. We love him dearly. His deepest darkest secret is his BDSM score, which he swears to never share with anyone ever again. His greatest weakness is the brown note, which causes him to sprint to the bathroom like Usain Bolt.
Person 1: Did somebody just play the brown note?
Person 2: Probably, there goes RA Ryan. I can hear the shits coming already.
Rat Jesus. The god of all these fucking rodents. It is whatever rat related you want it to be. The rat that is fucking your wife or girlfriend behind your back.
Just rat.
Ryan don't take this personal >.>
Do you remember that black plague? Ryan Chiang was there.
Smallest kid in the grade, is absent every week for xbox. Hair looks like a mofo mop. Ryan is known for jas .
Ryan O’Connell stuck his dick into the xbox slot and fucked it as he skipped school for a cough.
Poehling: scores
Also Poehling: scores
Also Poehling: scores
Also Poehling: gets SO winner
Me: Ryan Poehling yes
A girl who smells beautifully and is stunning. Very long blonde hair and blue eyes
Mean, can be annoying, always pinching someone, and his hairline looks like the McDonald's sign, and can swear when he gets mad.
Ryan Patel is really annoying at times
A person who has a massive head and a bog eye
Look at your head it’s like Anthony Ryan’s