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June 5th is National Fuck Your Partner Day!
Person 1 : hey where are you going?
Person 2 : to go and fuck my partner! its june 5th! national fuck your partner day
you have got a small dick
“ewww you were born on june 5th? you cant POSSIBLY be packin’ down there.”
To aggressively high five ones forehead.
Jeremy gave Franky the 5-4. Franky now stutters
When a group of teenagers plan to "kidnap" a boyband. Its based on the movie Taking 5 where two teenagers are crazy over a boyband and kidnap them. (Daniella Monet is in this movie) Usually the kidnapping that is planned is a fake plan.
"Hey we should pull a taking 5! after the One Dirction Concert"
"Yea! Lets do it! And lets watch the movie before too!"
1👍 2👎
The most attractive kids in the world, they fuck many kids moms,and always full send to the max, and are always ferda
You 5 buck cucks are gonna pay for ducking my mom
Was the best day ever spending time with Levi at the carnival
“Hey what’s he best day this year ?”
“Probably 9/5/21.”
a salad consisting of 5 ingredients, i cup marshmallows, i cup shredded coconut, i cup drained mandarin oranges, i cup drained pineapple chunks, and last but not least i cup sour cream.
im not sure when or where it was invented and the person who told me about this salad (my mom) doesn't really know either
person1: okay i know putting sour cream in the 5 cups salad may seem discussing but it actualy goes quite well with the flavor of the salad and is barley noticeable unless you focus really hard and besides when i made it i didnt realize there was sour cream in it even though i made it
person2: you put sour cream WHERE ??????