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Chris is a guy who is usually very good a basketball and will probably end up in the NBA. He's a great friend to have because he keeps it real so don't do him wrong. Tons of people thinks he's a player because he gets all the hoes, but really he just wants one girl who he won't ever let go because she tops the rest. Chris is just a all around cool guy. get you a chris.
Girl 1: chris has all the hoes
Girl2: no, he wants a girlfriend!
#awesome #loyal
Biggest fucking COCK definitely packing a 7+ killer you will never know until you get but fucked by him and let him destroy your intestines like a fucking God, besides that he is the nicest, loving, caring guy you will meet but he won't express those feelings openly but only when you get to know him. Most likely a bulky fuck with elephant tits for a chest and gorilla balls for bicep. He's a fucking Chad no doubt about it.
One dick slap from Chris to the noggin and it's straight to the ER for you my friend.
Chris is a man who has the biggest penis you will ever see, he is such a great person to be around.
girl: Chris has such a big dick
girl2: chris is so nice
he could never imagine the struggle of periods. labor. periods, he apologizes to women. he is also a 6'2 feminist, drives a Lamborghini, ripped, hates period cramps, loves women, hates misogyny, and the utmost heterosexual male.
wow he just saved woman he's such a Chris...