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N. ( Oxymoron ) Lying, corrupted, always redacted American agencies who claim to survey, gather, sort and analyze intelligence threats to the ' Free world, when in fact ' having intelligence ' is the ONLY thing they're not guilty of.
See also: ' New World Order, Hegemony and Royal Guard.'
( White House press conference ):
" Through our own various sources, our ' American Intelligence ' has came to the conclusion that we are to invade Iraq to disarm, weapons of mass destruction, to end Saddam Hussein's support for terrorism, and to free the Iraqi people." ( whispering to generals ) Now go get us that oil!
The process of pissing on the door of a public restroom hoping someone doesn't walk in.
"Yo dude, should we American Roulette that bathroom"-Dude 1
"Nah, too many motherfuckers, its too hot"-Dude 2
like the russian counterpart you use a glock. Take turns untill one person is alive
"Lets play american roulette! The winner does the dishes"
"Im bored, lets play american roulette!"
When you grab a cops gun and try to shoot yourself before another cop shoots you.
“Bro what happen to Jim, heard he went to the hospital”
“Dude, he tried to play American Roulette”
A game depicted by the act of one player cutting a whole through an apple and putting it over the shaft of their penis. The other player will be blindfolded and take a big bite out of the apple hoping not to damage the penis.
Hey (name), want to play American Roulette? My life is in need of some exhilaration!
Russian roulette but instead of putting one round and spin the cylinder, you take a semi-auto pistol, put one round in the magazine, load it in, and rack the slide.
guaranteed death unless its a dud, or just shoot at the opponent
drunk guy 1: Hey lets play Russian roulette
drunk guy 2: nah American roulette better
drunk guy 1: ok teach me how play
drunk guy 2: *pulls out a glock, loads one round into magazine, puts it in, racks the slide, shoots self*
*BOOM*
drunk guy 1: uhhhh.....guess I won?
A deadly game of chance similar to Russian Roulette, but instead of pointing the gun to your own head, you point it at someone else's head.
Joe and Moe played American Roulette last night... Moe lost, and Joe is facing manslaughter charges.