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Chocolate Anal Cone

Doing a girl in the anus then pulling out and finding out you have a turd on your cock. Sometimes leading to putting the cock in the girl's mouth out of pure frustration.

Also known as getting "CACked", not to be confused with the Bostonian "cacked" for getting hammered.

"So Jimmy did his girlfriend in the ass last night?"

"Yeah, he also gave her a Chocolate Anal Cone..."

"Yum..."

"What?"

"Uhh... Nothing."

by Pablo Montoya December 4, 2006

29๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


anal sex

Anal sex is a sexual practice which is sexually appealing to only 1% of American women according to the most comprehensive survey by the Social Organization of Sexuality.

(Edward O. Laumann, John H. Gagnon, Robert T. Michael, Stuart Michaels. The social organization
of sexuality: Sexual practices in the United States. Chicago: University of Chicago Press.)

The elderly porn addicts and 11-year-old boys who experience their first outbreak of acne and have commented on anal sex so far may find it difficult to differentiate between actual behavior and the sexual world portrayed in pornography.

While anal sex appears in 55.9% of all scenes in best-selling pornography -- see Robert Wosnitzer et al., 2006, "Aggression and Sexual Behavior in Best-Selling Pornography: A Content Analysis"-- and the woman is shown to "enjoy" it, it is important to understand that if they are every lucky enough to have consensual sex with a real woman chances are she will beat them to a bloody pulp if they ever try to manipulate her into letting them penetrate her anus.

by The Happy Humanist July 28, 2010

98๐Ÿ‘ 1280๐Ÿ‘Ž


anal gauging combat

when one dominant figure places his "junk" in another mans ass in a military operative type role-play

dude, did you hear that gavin and landon initiated each other in a game of anal gauging combat. dude that's sick

by cornholejoe August 16, 2008

16๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Elementary Anal Scrutiny

After gathering enough courage, going to take a shit in the school bathroom and older kids walk in and bust in the stall door then begin to laugh at you while you are left motionless with a turd hanging out of your ass.

Adam: Dude i went to take a poo during study hall and some senior kicked in the door and laughed at me.

Kevin: Damn dude you got some Elementary Anal Scrutiny right there.

by The Juice 47 May 14, 2009

18๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


anal canal pal

A homosexual partner.

Hi, my name is Bob, and this is my anal canal pal, Mark!

by redblade77 July 5, 2008

19๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


hairy anal hippo

having anal sex with a fat chick with a hairy ass hole

wow i'm gonna have hairy anal hippo sex with tiffany

by don-keyballs October 21, 2007

37๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


Anal Rain Dance

A sex act entailing urinating into your partners gaped anus, then once the partners anus has closed back up they proceed to stand over you and twerk while they force the urine out of their anus.

"I had Emily give me the old Anal Rain Dance the other night. It was good but, as usual, its just so messy."

by Metallijosh November 12, 2014

56๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž