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When you get beat up by a bunch of homeless cocaine addicts
Man, I'm sorry I didnt come the other day, I had a massive crack attack
A crack attack is when your pants and or underwear get stuck in your butt crack, making it appear as though it is attacking your crack.
*Sees someone pull out the pants/undies from their butt crack”
“Crack Attack!!!”
Or “I think you have a little bit of a crack attack happening there friend!” Your friends will thank you.
When you put a crack pipe up your nose and a plunger in your asshole
Billy is really addicted to doing crack plungers
In the any sales role. A big sale with low margin is considered Sales Crack. The first sale (hit) is amazing, but afterwards you continue to chase it to reap the same reward and never get that benefit of the first time.
Jesse sold a catering job at much less than she should have. Now shes on sales crack and will continue selling at that margin to keep her employees working but doesn’t see any profit for all the work.
A sexual act where a male ejaculates on their partners forehead, face or anywhere on the body.
“ last night we went from talking about life, to me cracking milk on her forehead. “
“ some women love when a man cracks some milk on that shit “
When you gotta whip out that pee stream
"Todd had to go to the bathroom and go crack the yellow whip."