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Daniel is a boy who is thick as shit
Person: Daniel are you thick as shit
Daniel:yes
Daniel someone who is always eating and can’t stop. He says he Portuguese but everyone knows that it’s btec spain. He homosexual because he like a sun compile oh.
“Oh Daniel loves to eat”- Charles 1
A guy with a small ego and an even smaller dick, he loves to play basketball and yell sweat whenever someone does better than him. When his ninth girlfriend leaves him for his love of fortnite, he often finds the ducks feeding him at the pond, reflecting on the time he killed an OG skull trooper. They have an amazing personality when in a game of Apex legends, but is moody elsewhere, although a fun and creative person to be around.
Today I was standing in line, and a Daniel brushed me. I was like, OMG, I am blessed
The simpiest simp of them all. You will never meet a simp great than a Daniel. Usually dates a girl named Olivia, and she only sticks around because of how hard he simps to her
Pressed about everything
Friend 1: You good bro ?
Danny : (no comment in stressed face)
Friend 2: he's pulling a Daniel
Friend 1: oh... is he on his menstruation cycle?
Friend 2: most likey
Daniel, a fucking badass motherfucker who gets shit done. He’s seen everything but God.
A dumb; lovable bloke that WILL NOT STOP SMILING!! They will send you the dumbest snaps to make you laugh. They literally have the most contagious laugh and smile, just looking at him will make you smile.
Classmate: "Why is he so happy all the time?"
Me: "Because its Daniel."