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Someone who always comments on your facebook status, photos, posts, if theyre in a relationship, who confirmed their friend request. These people also always chat with the victim and they are the ones who start the conversation. These are the type of people who would write on another person's wall just to reply to the one you posted on their wall. See: Dick Rider, Kiss Ass, Kiss Up, and Suck Up.
*facebook dick rider on facebook chat*
Person 1: Yo watsup my brothah, we tight as fuck u my best friend.
Person 2: Man get off my dick.
Person 1: But its such a fun ride.
Person 2: ...
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A person on facebook who uses pictures of animals as their default picture in an attempt to make them selves look more attractive than they really are.
I just met this facebook animal doppelganger at starbucks her fucken dog looks prettier than her. I would rather bang the dog instead of her.
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Based on the hypothesis that an individual carrying an STD would most likely refrain from "friending" a random sexual partner on Facebook.
Can be used to ascertain the following data:
A "friends" B and B accepts = NO STDs
A "friends" B and B rejects = B has an STDs and thus A might now as well.
John: Did you seriously raw dog that girl you met last night at the party?
Tim: Yea man, but she passed the Facebook STD Test because she friended me this morning.
John: Can I see her picture?
Tim: No, I rejected the request because somethings been going on down there the past few weeks that I need to get checked out.
John: Nice.
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When some one learns a facebook user's password and instead of just facebook raping them, tells others said password resulting in a multiple rapes by different people
"Oh shit, my brother learned my password and told EVERYONE, ive been facebook gang raped all day!!!"
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When someone you vaguely know or hate sends you a facebook friend request and you don't wish to appear rude or unsociable by ignoring or rejecting the request.
This sometimes happens when you add a new boy or girl friend and their friend who you spoke to briefly at a party sends you a request. The requester knows that you'll be all over facebook informing your friends about your new romance.
You: That bitch Alice sent me a friend request
Bob: oh I don't see we have her as a mutual friend
You: I felt facebook friend threat so I'm just going to ignore it
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people who are only your friends on facebook because you can send facebok quiz invitations to them without bothering your real friends. They usually have a surname high up oin the alphabet for ease of selection.
"Aw mann these quiz notification things on facebook are so annoying"
"do you not have facebook quiz friends?? fool."
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getting on Facebook while you are shit-faced drunk and posting your stories on your profile for all your friends to see.
I got shit-facebook-drunk last evening and aired my dirty laundry on my profile for everyone to read.
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