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A phrase to indicate masturbation.
Johnny is shaking hands with the pope. He has his hand in his pants and moving it around suspiciously. So bold of him to jerk off in class. Gotta try it.
When a bitch be heated and they took it out on an innocent nigga where the nigga did not do jack shit to deserve it
Olivia took her second-hand bitchin' out on me.
Using a friend (preferably the same gender) of someone you're interested in to get the information you want, i.e. sexual orientation, relationship status, social media.
I want to know if Jessica is seeing someone. How do I find out without being awkward or putting her on the spot if she is?
Try second-hand flirting bro. Ask her best friend Mackenzie; she'll know.
Where someone throws a used condom at their partner and a yells "Fire in the hole."
"Dude i cant believe you actually did, the frosty hand grenade."
"I know i hit her right in the face. She had no idea."
A person of the male gender masturbating.
Dude!!! He got caught by his mom shaking hands with the bishop!!!
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A phrase conveying "I don't want to hear what you have to say" Only with jazz hands (a little shake at the wrist) the user is adding a little emphasis.
Girl1: He was like all trying to talk about his new girlfriend when I ran into him.
Girl2: Wha'd he say?
Girl1: I donno and I don't care. I was all . . . talk to the jazz hand about that nonsense. (Gesturing with an outstretched palm with a slight wiggle to the hand)
Girl2: You go sister!
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The sound of one hand clapping is the sound of one hand closing quickly.
The sound of one hand clapping is supposed to be a question with no answer. It is a clasic Zen koan given to students to aid in enlightenment by leading the mind into a cul-de-sac with no way out but enlightenment. How enlightened could the person who came up with this koan be, considering it has such an obvious and simple answer?
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