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sweet Jesus in a smoking birchbark canoe

The superlative form of Jesus. (Comparative: "Jesus H. Christ" or "Sweeter Jesus.")

Sam: "Sweet Jesus in a smoking birchbark canoe!"

by Harris Bergstein December 22, 2006

14๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jesus H. W. Christ Sr.

1. Jesus Christ's full name.

I can't believe I lost to a spammer in SSBU. Jesus H. W. Christ Sr.

by Professor Sauce January 23, 2019

5๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


I know Jesus loves YOU!

Someone making a statement acknowledging your ability to walk away from an over-the-top ridiculously dangerous situation unscathed (or with only minor injuries). Leading a charmed life.

Exiting a car accident where you were not wearing a seatbelt and you have only minor cuts; while another passenger who was wearing a seatbelt is being rushed to the hosptial to become an organ donor. A bystander says to you: I know Jesus loves YOU!

by Mychelle C. July 24, 2005

23๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Beans rice jesus christ and byron

WHO!? bYrOn. WHO!? BYRON!

Who are you thankful for this thansgiving? BEANS RICE JESUS CHRIST AND BYRON

by Spirit_eyes56 December 31, 2022


jesus titty f*ckin' christ

Used to express surprise, digust etc esp. in a comedy nature

See "Team America": As Michael Moore blows up Mount Rushmore, Spotswoode declares "Jesus Titty Fuckin....", just as the bomb goes off.

by David Hunt August 24, 2005

25๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


Six flags over Jesus

Any roll around on the floor church.

Oral Roberts University is a total Six flags over Jesus, man.
Aces, yo.

by Oral. Who names a kid Oral? August 20, 2008

6๐Ÿ‘ 33๐Ÿ‘Ž


Drop down and get your Jesus on

A dance move that involves dropping down, but instead of spreading your legs, you put your hands in prayer position. Drop the slut act, and start praying. That's how we do.

" Drop down and get your Jesus on girl"
" I saw Becky Drop down and get her Jesus on. It was cool"

by M. Gizzle December 3, 2004

32๐Ÿ‘ 29๐Ÿ‘Ž