A josh Mebrat is someone who doesn't bark like a dog when he is told to. Some say this has caused him to be a massive pussy;cat.
He is black.
'Oh he's such a josh Mebrat he doesn't even go here'
One bad ass motherfucker that drives around in a blue evo and great at sex no matter how small his fuck is
When a male named Josh s licks the tip of a black dildo and cums jelly out his mouth with his tip in his pocket
He loves cock
Big time hoe
Hi I'm Mike
Hey you wanna give me that jar of Josh jelly tonight!
An absolute GIGA-CHAD, he can get whatever women he wants, and he can become a tank at any time.
Emily: Hey
Josh G: STFU BETA PIECE OF SHIT
Emily: *DIES
A very mysterious stud. An emotionless creature , Found eating yoghurt on the beach in which we call a Yoghurt male (a man who eats yoghurt on the beach). Many gurls find him attractive, yet his game is woeful.
Ben: Where’s our fellow yoghurt male?
Steve: Oh you mean the manly Joshua Watts?
Ben: yes he’s such a stud.
Steve: Josh watts is so handsome, how hasn’t he got all the gali swimming for him.
Uses the snorkel dance to rizz up fatties and his favourite place is the red lion in benidorm seein his shmukums stiky viky
Did you hear about that josh watts fella, ye he danced his way on to the end of -3 enoras toung
Once a year that you can show your love and appreciation for Josh.
Josh: "Hey man, what day is it?"
Armaan: "I don't know?"
Josh: "Check your phone..."
Armaan:" Oh yeah! It's the 27th of May"
Josh:"It's National Josh day.."
Armaan:"OH MAN IM SO SORRY I FORGOT! HAPPY NATIONAL JOSH DAY!!"