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Milk from adorable spiders, fed to even more adorable baby spiders. It was discovered by Uzi and Babs while researching Lucas the Spider.
Oi wots oll this spidy milk then?
When u suck on the tit of a goat until milk cums out
That farmer down the street is a milk licker
New-found slang to refer to semen. Other examples may include: Love nectar, dick juice, love honey, and cum.
It was masterfully created to fit both serious and comedic scenarios. If you’re trying to hide naughty words in front of children, you may use this as a substitute, AND if you’re just using this as a playful or ironic go between with you and your friends it also works well.
This pun is a play off of “coconut milk,” but instead places emphasis on the “nut” to add sexual implication.
“K-kyaaa Keith-kun~ what is this sticky mess coming out of my ochinchin??” “It’s... uh... coco-nut milk ewe”
“Haha! Yeah dude, she was totally sucking up my coco-nut milk like she was had a thirst from hell.”
(Child present in room) “And so yeah! I was totally going at it and then his... coco-nut milk got everywhere.”
Like a Milk Cricket but a Lecucu instead. The process of inserting a Lecucu in your partner's anus at the end of a date.
We had a lovely race and then afterwards, I finished her off with a Milk Lecucu
When your partner gives a blowjob like a Tasmanian Devil that when you blow your load it comes out of her nose, causing them to make a snork sound and looks like dripping milk.
Your mom was at it so hard last night she Tasmanian Milk Snorked all over me. Hot.
The female version of “Dad went out for cigarettes”, where the mom goes out and abandons the kid under the pretense of buying milk.
Mom went out for a gallon of milk and never came back.