international hit a man month

do you hate men? me too! well lucky you because august is international hit a man month! during international hit a man month you can legally hit any male ever. so beat that bitch up and call it female empowerment cuz thats what i do <3

you: *hits a man*
man: "hey that kinda hurt"
you: "cry about it, its august"
man: "what do you mean?"
you: "fucking worthless idiot, august is international hit a man month"
man: "oh! i didnt know that! well in that case go ahead, after all it is international hit a man month"

hitting my stride

1. When you gain popularity or fame.
2. Going for a walk or run.

Example 1:
Guy 1: Yo, wanna go play Sea of Thieves later?
Guy 2: Can’t, I’m hitting my stride.
Example 2:
Guy 1: Why can’t I get popular?!
Guy 2: Sucks to be you, I’m hitting my stride.

Harvey Hit

The force of or opposed to an 18 wheeler traveling 2000 mph hittin a brick wall.

Harvey nailed the nig with the harvey hit so hard you could see his fist through that nigs skin on the other side.

Spitty hit

A small yet POWERFUL hit from a bong, pipe, joint etc. that may or may not hit u back much harder.

I have asthma so I can only take spitty hits

I don’t wanna get that high will u just pack me a spitty hit

Play all the hits

To bring up something fron the past, relevant/not even relevant to the conversation with the desired effect of having an argument/heated debate with someone.

Person 1: How did the meeting with your old friend go?
Person 2: It was going well but then she started to play all the hits.

hit the turtle on the head

Lowering one’s guard and then striking when least expected.

Robert formed rapport by making himself a clown and then hit the turtle on the head to got the promotion.

Hitting it in squares

When a group of four people go do literally anything

"Hey dude, we are hitting it in squares downtown tonight."