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cream cheese people

The whitest of the white people. Very uppity and act like they are holier than thou.

Her family is full of them cream cheese people.

by RaeBabii90 February 9, 2020


People Maché

Cum on a tissue, using it like glue, slap it across her face and start making a people maché

Bro, I see you slept with that girl, I like her people maché

by Scatinthehat October 4, 2020


People who make definitions of names on urbandictionary

They are just searching for upvotes. They're emotional manipulators and just make people with such names feel good about themselves.

Anna: Oh my god, urban dictionary says i'm beautiful!
Me: That's not true, the people who make definitions of names on urbandictionary want you to feel happy so you can upvote their definition. It's an emotional manipulation.
Anna: Oh... that's fucked up!

by two_trucks9009 February 24, 2024


People born on a thursday

gay.

People born on a thursday means that the person born on a thursday is 100% gay.
eg.:
p1: hi, im born on a thursday.
p2: gay

by seeeeecy March 11, 2024


Why defend bad people

Because it's the basis of our legal system

Hym "Why defend bad people, Candace? Isn't one of the axioms of your religion that everyone is bad? Literally? If you can't defend bad people (to you) YOU can't defend anyone!"

by Hym Iam July 12, 2024


Short People manlet gang

A grotesquely gnomish gaggle of ganged-up, overcompensating turbo-manlets who have, in a childish, desperate and doomed attempt at overcoming their crippling manletism, decided to form a midget gang. Once a diminutively dwarfed new recruit has been sexed-into the gang, it is mandatory for him to participate in typical gang activities, for example: tagging up turf by spray-painting garden gnomes at knee height onto garbage cans and pet doors, drinking Tall Boys and huffing Jenkem, prancing around naked except for high heels and assless chaps in their hobbit-hole of a gang hideout while towel snapping each other's posteriors in an effort to toughen themselves up, telling deeply embarrassing tall tales about how they used to be the biggest kid in preschool, injecting themselves with stolen bovine somatotropin in a futile and injudicious bid at escaping their inevitable fate of becoming a prison wife manlet once caught by the law and incarcerated and frantically praying in front of the countless Randy Newman posters adorning the walls of the manlet pit in their hobbit-hole gang hideout while repetitively reciting the lyrics of their favorite song Short People due to their shared obsession with the delusional hope of being blessed with an adult-onset growth spurt by their beloved God and hero Saint Newman.

Jessica: Lol, why are there a bunch of garden gnomes standing on the corner over there? Olivia: It's just a Short People manlet gang. Here, take my magnifying glass and have a closer look. Can you see that they got little hands, little eyes, that they walk around tellin' great big lies? They got little noses and tiny little teeth. Unsurprisingly they wear platform shoes on their nasty, little feet. Jessica: Oh yeah, they got little baby legs and they stand so low - I'd have to pick one of them up just to say hello! Olivia: Well, I don't want no short people 'round here. Jessica: Short people got no reason.

by ManletDepreciator September 11, 2024


People from the C Section

cocky self absorbed ass holes they think they are the shit gaslighting ass wipes they have the body figure of a hippo they love talking about how great they are but they are as great as a dogs penis

a gross c sectioner :hey im from the C Section

a normal person: KILL YOUR SELF

a normal person: I hate People from the C Section

by Dog_eater920 December 12, 2023