Originates from the band name Psychedelic Porn Crumpets. There are two likely definitions:
(a) Describes a pornographic or sexy crumpet; a crumpet that looks very appetizing
(b) A porn star. Crumpet referring to a sexy person (usually a woman)
(a) Hey Jerry can you pass me that porn crumpet?
(b) Mate, is that the porn crumpet from "Revenge of the Tentacles 3"?
that random fucking shit my uncle sent me involving two horses fucking each other. i also saw my boyfriend watching it.
jim likes watching horses fuck.
its called HORSE PORN you motherfucker
When you just want to eat shit
Guy: dude wanna eat my shit
Other guy: sure
LATER
Guy: that was jummy
Other guy: Hej kids pooping porn is when you shit
A elitist cult of personality trying to destroy fine art and eliminate reproductive abilities of child soldiers and their families and the vulnerable sector
The war on porn is highly illegal using child soldiers to dehistorify other children in ethnic cleansing
A hot girl that's unbelievably stupid and gullible.
Margo is really nice but kind of a porn recruit.
Aesthetic crumbling buildings. Usually pertaining to old houses that have been reclaimed by nature.
Apocolypsecore +haunted house core = crumble porn
It's where you take eating ass to a whole other level. You eat peoples shit. Ex. 2 girls 1 cup
OMG. Cheryl gave me the best diarreah porn of my life! Wtf is wrong with me have I sinned past the point of return oh please god help I am dying on the bathroom floor my mom overdosed on Haribo Sugarfree Gummy Bears Andy dads left town all i have left is Cheryl's turds