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When you tickle a girl’s clit with you magnificent mustache/beard combo
I gave sarah the Abel Special last night
Small, Amazing and my green heart Charlie is the best and I love him more than olives Charlie Taylor doesn't like him tho cos he is a knob and can snog angel in a tree
Charlie my SPECIAL FRIEND is a fabulous human
A beverage made with piss, shit, cum, blood, and spit, all sourced from trucker bathrooms. Blood can be substituted for coconut water. Serve lukewarm.
Dude, my syphilis is so bad that when I jerk off, special smoothie comes out.
A man puts a worm in his dick hole and has the girlfriend suck it out.
Damn, I have that girl the early bird special.
When your date jerks you off, and you cum into a pan of hot pan of frying oil. The fried cum is served on a plate and dusted with cocaine.
Barbra and Tiffany fought over the leftovers, from the funnel cake special they gave me lat night.
When two people are in a room together and one puts an iPhone on the titty and calls the phone so it vibrates.
Huego did the Steve Jobs special on Juliet. Can I put my phone on your titty to do the Steve job special!
Intentions that may involve uncanny actions.
She told me he had special intentions.