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University of Michigan

Umich

Great school more known for its graduate schools and programs rather than undergrad. LSA is a joke to get into, Ross is all about connections, and engineering is the only valid school. Majority of the student body is pretentious and stupid, only 15% of their undgrad student body will get a job while the other 85% will cry about how they’re a public Ivy. In reality they’re one level above Michigan State University. University of Michigan is the loser competing in a league below them, once they punch up to literally any other t20 school they go back to crying about being a public Ivy. Always trying to brag about being a University of Michigan student or alum. In other words, the embodiment of the kid who peaked in high school.

Hey Gus, did you know that I went to University of Michigan. Specifically Ross business school! I know I’m so overqualified since I went to a public Ivy.

Hey Andrew, no one cares about where you went to school. And big deal 80% of this firm either went to MSU, Umich, or an Ivy for business school. You’re not special.

by Slicrick14 June 16, 2022

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OC Universe

The universe where someone's OCs exist

OC Universe

by Nocturnum. March 18, 2022


ESN ANKARA UNIVERSITY

ESN Ankara University, is probably the best ESN section in Europe. If you came to Ankara without meeting members of ESN Ankara University , then you've missed out on meeting the best people in Ankara .

Ankara = ESN Ankara University

My Erasmus experience was great in Ankara .
Really why ?!

I met members of ESN Ankara University and that experience changed my life . Literally the coolest people I have ever met in my life!

by Just a regular ESNer November 21, 2021


Universal Friends

1. If u have a friend in real life that you also play online games or do shit together on the internet with not just Skype calls or text
2. Friends you know in real life who also live and breathe internet like you do and spend a lot of their time locked in their room whilst online with you
3. Fellow Gamers or other internet time consuming activity enthusiast who you also spend time in real life with

1. Miyu and I are both online and offline friends therefore were universal friends.
2. "YO, Whale wanna play league together after school?" "I suck at league but were not universal friends for nothing. I'll shrek you mate."

by Tomatoblast December 17, 2015


Universal ally

Everyone's best friend.

While it was true that Jesse couldn't find a better friend than Nadia, it was also true that neither could Jesse's worst enemy. If Nadia was also an ally of Jesse's worst enemy, then Nadia was playing both of their sides plus everybody else's she collaborated with, not that she couldn't collaborate with who she liked to collaborate with. Usually though, a friend of your enemy is not your friend, even if a universal ally is what they seem to be.

by The Original Agahnim January 1, 2022


Cumbia University

A nickname for Columbia University given to it by students angry about the Kafkaesque bureaucracy, endless student worker strikes, administrative dysfunction, and general poor quality of education there.

Julian: Hey, how are you enjoying your freshman year at Columbia?
James: You mean Cumbia? Cumbia University is shit

by Qwerty12354234 January 14, 2022


Weber State University

A public university located in Ogden, Utah. Founded in 1889 as the Weber Stake Academy, a Mormon High School, it became a junior college in 1933, a 4 year college in 1964 and a full university in 1991. Its mascot is the Wildcat, and some famous alumni include NBA Great Damian Lillard, Founder of Marriott Hotels J. Willard Marriott and creator of the synthetic diamond Tracy Hall.

"I go to Weber State University"

"What's that?"
"It's the school Damian Lillard went to"

"Oh ok"

by papanels03 July 10, 2024