When something is so illogical, it cannot be considered f*ck logic anymore. Instead, it's duck logic.
"The show's writers say they are writing away from romance, yet they give the main characters new love interests. I can't with the duck logic..."
An offensive term used on people who urinate in the woods or forest. Occasionally used for homeless people. It can also be used as a general insult.
After taking a whizz in the backwoods, Johnny's friend called a duck-wetter!
You: moriah said she not gon fight me cs her parents said she on punishment but she was just outside
Me: she ducking eggs hard
When you give a blow job for a favor of your choosing and you ignore them until You need another favor.
I needed $100 for my electric bill. It was just a quick suck and duck.
A gentleman that frequents male rest area washrooms for sexual encounters with other men
Riverboat Andy is pulling a runner duck at the Brantford Rest Area
This is when one individual rides on top of another (Usually in a Sexual Manner) and every time the person on top rides they make a "Quack! Quack!" sound.
Alesha Rode Tristan well, all you heard in the neighbors' house was the loud, repeating of the words "Quack!" "Quack!" followed by a banging sound. Wonder what they are up to. This is The Ruddy Duck.
When your in the shower, spread your cheeks and put your asshole on the wall, water is flowing down your back and through your crack, and then you fart, the fart with the water running down your crack against the wall creates a vibrance sound like a duck quack. Calling it the duck fart.
Oh, I hear a duck fart, Martin must be in the shower.