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A nickname for Columbia University given to it by students angry about the Kafkaesque bureaucracy, endless student worker strikes, administrative dysfunction, and general poor quality of education there.
Julian: Hey, how are you enjoying your freshman year at Columbia?
James: You mean Cumbia? Cumbia University is shit
ESN Ankara University, is probably the best ESN section in Europe. If you came to Ankara without meeting members of ESN Ankara University , then you've missed out on meeting the best people in Ankara .
Ankara = ESN Ankara University
My Erasmus experience was great in Ankara .
Really why ?!
I met members of ESN Ankara University and that experience changed my life . Literally the coolest people I have ever met in my life!
Pebis University a school for the brightest minds in the word... Just kidding it’s a school for the dumbest people imaginable. You got a 5 on your ACT or a 0.9 GPA perfect your eligible for a full ride scholarship! We also host some of the worst sports team in the country from football to tennis we got you covered only at Pebis University!
Oh so you got invited to Pebis University? Congratulations your stupid.
Mom Dad I got accepted to Pebis University! Oh son so it’s true you are a failure.
Place where birds go to ball up.
"Yo let's go to birdball university and cross up some blue jays" said the bird to his friend.
a physicist who thinks the universe has zero curvature based on measurements of the observable portion of it, and who does not understand the concept of local flatness of a topological manifold
Yo, that physicist thinks he has ruled out spherical and hyperbolic models for space. There goes another flat universer.
A public university located in Ogden, Utah. Founded in 1889 as the Weber Stake Academy, a Mormon High School, it became a junior college in 1933, a 4 year college in 1964 and a full university in 1991. Its mascot is the Wildcat, and some famous alumni include NBA Great Damian Lillard, Founder of Marriott Hotels J. Willard Marriott and creator of the synthetic diamond Tracy Hall.
"I go to Weber State University"
"What's that?"
"It's the school Damian Lillard went to"
"Oh ok"