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Depressed fruit ninja

A comedic term for some goth bitch slicing her arm with a razor blade. Pro players for this game don't exist as the all die from blood loss.

Maybe I can increase my depressed fruit ninja score if I cut one of my arteries for a x2 point bonus

by Gilliams June 7, 2022


ninja load

A portion of ejaculate that is discovered after due diligence is made to clean up after ones self. The location of which is usually surprising or unexpected.

"I just discovered a ninja load under the bill of my hat! I have been walking around unaware for an hour."

by Jastro February 8, 2014


Ninja Starred

When you pick at your face so hard from using Crystal that you gain a 3rd eye between your eyebrows that looks like a ninja star was thrown at you.

Kiesha got ninja starred in the face.

by Kieshas dirty sock August 29, 2023


sexy ninja

A person selling sexual services. One who is stealth. Strong. And willing. An escort or prostitute. A word that elevates the profession rather than it being derogatory.

Why don't you call and get a few sexy ninjas over here and we can all have a good time.
I'm a sexy ninja by profession.

by Ninja Master of 69 June 20, 2022


Stall Ninja

Someone sitting in the stall next to you whom you never hear until the toilet flushes, the sink goes off or just the bathroom door open and close.

Jim heard what I said about him in the bathroom; damn he must be a stall ninja!

by bigmanproductions July 31, 2013


national ninja turtle day

the day where we applause ninja turtles

Tom: Hey did you know its national ninja turtle day

by michaelturtless May 7, 2023


Ninja joe

A 3 inch midget with a baby cock that likes to get cocky even tho he gets banned off PlayStation for not drinking enough water. He also likes to shout when you make a joke and take his water bottle.

“PASS THE REMOTE JOE”
CLOSE THE BLINDS JOE”
“GET OFF PLAYSTATION JOE”
“You’re not a ninja joe”

by Lolurite July 29, 2018