A usually hot guy. Girls go crazy over James. If you ever meet a James he will be very nice, hot, and athletic!
βDo you see how hot he is! Must be a Jamesβ
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A cool rich athlete that woman are attracted to and is smart nice and sticks up for his friends and has a lot of friends
Wow heβs cute thatβs james
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Maynard is one of the most talented people ever. He is the lead singer of Tool and A Perfect Circle. If you don't know Maynard, then you're stupid.
What else can I say? He is a god!
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A dude who likes making music and is-if judging on musical standards and not personal bias-pretty damn good at it. In my personal opinion a great screamer, but that's not for everybody. Come on folks, shut the fuck up about him being a "god". If you actually got any of his music you'd realize he's just dicking around when he acts like he has an ego because existence itself doesn't matter at all and he knows that, so why not let your anger and other demons out in a song so you can move on with your day?
In other words? Stop being that dude who listens to Sober and goes "This song is about me and my girlfriend. -Sob.-" No, no it's not.
Oh and by the way, kudos to someone for finally writing a song telling fans who rag on their band to fuck off. If you actually listen to Hooker With A Penis, it's directed at fans who are like "ONGZ THIS SOUNDS TOO MAINSTREAM!" and the fact that they support the mainstream just by listening to Tool because you're still giving money to record companies run by corporate fatcats, thus creating awful hypocrisy.
Tool (ironic): Oh my god, Maynard James Keenan is such a god, I wanna fuck him all night long cuz he's like so hot and relates to me so much. Listen to Sober! It's such a great song for when you're feeling bummed after a breakup.
Non-tool: ...I think maybe you're just retarded and don't get it. Like, anything about life. At all. I don't even know why someone would bother trying to explain this on Urban Dictionary.
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Singing "You're Beautiful" quietly in an ear in order to score with a girl.
"Dude, How did Partario score?"
"He's got James Blunt Syndrome"
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Most likely an Irish ginger who likes to play around with girls and call girls stuff they should never be called and blocks you 3 million times
My friend : did you hear mark James got with someone at cg last night
Me : ya the dirty ginger
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Full of fake bitches who think they are popular and ugly ass boys
Damn that James Giles school is full of stupid bitches and ugly ass boys.