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1. Someone might have ghost dick from living in a haunted house. It is essentially when a ghost is so upset by how people have treated you that they loan you their dick for a temporary amount of time. That includes astral or interdimensionally projecting that dick into someone's ass and raping them if they need to leave you alone or stop interfering in your life.
2. A sensation in your pants that occurs resulting from having been ghosted by someone online you held a romantic interest in.
Examples.
Guy 1: "When Sailor Moon wouldn't return my online messages and calls, I might have been hallucinating a little bit."
Guy 2: "Are you sure it wasn't just GHOST DICK?"
Guy 3: "You both make no sense to me."
When someone is yawning without covering their mouth!
Look at Steven taking that ghost dick! (Steven is yawning)
To pop up on the scene of a social situation and leave without telling anyone or very few. Quickly there and fast to be gone.... "POOF"...vanish into thin air. The phrase is for the explanation of such an occurance.
I gotta head out fast, I'm gonna adios lika ghost
Someone named Justin who has the last laugh always, despite what Derik says also he is better than Derik Whoops
Justin is THE GHOST and Derik isn’t
A vengeful spirit, reincarnated from a samurai who died protecting Komoda Beach. He has come back to liberate Tsushima from the dirty Mongols.
"I heard The Ghost chopped off the Khan's head"
When ur ass disappears after sex and u run down the street yelling "I'm a ghost ghost ghost" like Redman from How High
Man, I had to Ghost Sex that bitch last night
1.) You run to the toilet, ready to take a wicked fat fucking shit. When you plop your ass onto the toilet you fart the demon right out of your stomach. This fart is always loud as fuck too, probably because of the echo. All of the sudden, you no longer have to drop that log.
2.) This time, you didn’t just rip major ass. You shit your brains out into the toilet. You wipe your coolio and look down at the paper to assess the damage. When you look down, the fucker is clean. Perhaps the most bewildering yet satisfying experiences ever known to man.
3.) You take a shit, usually comes out in one piece. When you stand up and look down at the bowl, the fucking toilet is empty. This occurs due to the force of your asshole, and the velocity at which the shit flies out of it.
(Runs to the toilet and sits down) (farts) holy tits, I no longer have to shit. must’ve been a ghost shit!!
(Takes a shit, wipes, sees it’s empty) what the fuck?? my asshole has never been this clean!? what an amazing feeling! I love ghost shits!
(Takes a shit, looks at the bowl and sees its empty) where in the fuck did that shit go?? was it a ghost shit?? did I even shit?? does this mean I don’t have to wipe??